Secretaries day

Excuse me, "administrative assistants" day. I refuse to give them the week.

My simple rule of thumb: If you have a secretary, it's not your day.

My paralegal disagrees.

As I've followed the unfolding scandals at Justice, I've noted that everyone has a 'chief of staff' including several chief of staff. Not wanting to be outdone, I've renamed my secretary my 'chief of staff'. Does she still qualify for secretaries day?