The Waldorf sucks

I've checked into my room at the famed Waldorf-Astoria and it sucks. It's elegant and grand but the lines are endless, no wifi and the ethernet doesn't work. A tech finally appeared and he's going to restart the server.

I just need to accept the fact that I don't like these old hotels- I don't like the Drake or the Palmer House or the Chicago (Conrad) Hilton and I don't like the Waldorf. I like modern and new.

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